Saturday, November 5, 2016

Hell in a Cell - The Greatest Hell in a Cell Matches of All Time DVD (Disc 1) Review

Match 1: Bad Blood 1997 - Hell in a Cell - Shawn Michaels vs. The Undertaker
It's nearly been 20 years since the first Hell in a Cell match. Put that in your head for a second and let it sink in. It's incredibly difficult to watch matches from 20 years ago and give them a proper rating. I've seen this match tons of times and I try to rate every match as if it was my first or second viewing. We all know how the match goes down. They truly made The Undertaker look unstoppable and at the same time, beatable. The look of sheer fear on the face of Michaels was awesome. He did his best to stop The Deadman but not even a Sweet Chin Music could beat him as Undertaker quickly sat up right after. The match really picked up here when Michaels escaped the cage before leading The Undertaker to the very top. Here, The Undertaker dropped Michaels off the top as he landed through an announcers table. We tend to forget that Michaels fell off it first. Back in the ring, Kane makes his legendary debut and Tombstones Undertaker before Michaels pins him for the big win. What an incredible debut for the match despite all the 1997 shenanigans. I'm going to go ahead and give it a ****1/4 even though I probably had it higher on my first or second viewings. But why should that even matter? Never hurts to go back and relive this match.
Winner: Shawn Michaels
Rating: ****1/4

Match 2: Raw 1998 - Hell in a Cell - Kane & Mankind vs. Stone Cold Steve Austin & The Undertaker
This is definitely one of the most forgotten Hell in a Cell matches of all time. I always find it funny when people complain about booking in 2016 and claim how great it was back during The Attitude Era. They booked some wacky stuff and this one was definitely a great example. Paul Bearer is with Kane & Mankind as he decides to lock himself the cage before The Undertaker could come out as Kane & Mankind work together to take out Stone Cold Steve Austin. However, Undertaker appears from under the ring and beats the living hell out of Bearer while Austin turns the tides against Mankind after Kane climbs the cage and tries to find a way inside the cage to help his dad. Just imagine if they booked something like this in 2016. Austin climbs the cage and beats the crap out of Kane as the footage stops there. If I'm correct, Austin & Undertaker go on to win the match but I guess they didn't feel the need to play the entire match. More of an angle than anything.
Winners: Stone Cold Steve Austin & The Undertaker
Rating: n/a

Match 3: King of the Ring 1998 - Hell in a Cell - Mankind vs. The Undertaker
Here it is. Easily the most legendary match of The Attitude Era and quite possibly, the most legendary match of all time. I could recall watching this match as a kid on VHS and just being in complete awe of what I was witnessing. As odd as it may sound, the violence was something that captivated me. In 2016, I feel the same way. Such an incredible feeling it is to go back and watch this match and reminisce about the yonder days. When they Mankind challenged The Undertaker to start the match on top of the cage, you knew shit was going to hit the deck. As nasty as that first fall was, the second one through the cage may have been worse. And as nasty as that was, it may even pale in comparison to the two drops Mankind took on the thumbtacks. Let's also not forget the commentary by Jim Ross & Jerry Lawler. The call has now become famous and replayed tons of times throughout history. Undertaker hitting a Tombstone on Mankind was one of the only times in wrestling where I was relieved to see a ***** match come to a close. It was an insane ride. Quite possibly the greatest match I have ever seen in my life. Even at 24 years of age, this simply does not get old.
Winner: The Undertaker
Rating: *****

Match 4: Raw 1998 - Hell in a Cell - Kane vs. Mankind
It's pretty remarkable to think how forgotten some of these older Hell in a Cell matches are, especially this one. But for good reason. Again, The Attitude Era featured some of the oddest booking decisions and this one is a prime example. Like the tag match they had months ago, this Hell in a Cell match was just used to promote an upcoming PPV. The Undertaker made an appearance where he threw Mankind off the cage as he was climbing it. Who remembers that? They also brought in some thumbtacks to the party as Kane hit a Tombstone and looked to seal the win. Stone Cold Steve Austin comes out and attacks Kane as the referee then calls for the disqualification finish. What? Undertaker is locked outside the cage and tries to enter inside as he climbs the cage and tries his best to kick his way inside. But out of nowhere, the cage raises and a shot of Vince McMahon raising the cage is shown. What did I just watch? This wasn't even a match, just chaos. And not really in a good way. I guess that's what was popular in 1998.
Winner: n/a
Rating *1/4

Match 5: No Way Out 2000 - WWF Championship - Hell in a Cell - Triple H (c) vs. Cactus Jack
After an insane match at Royal Rumble, these two wage war in another epic match inside the confines of Hell in a Cell. This was scheduled to be Cactus Jack's last match if he lost to Triple H. Well, we all know how that turned out. Either way, this match was another great one in the lineage of Hell in a Cell matches. Although this one tends to get overlooked because of Mick Foley's match against The Undertaker at King of the Ring, this one definitely holds it down. At this point, however, I started to get the feeling that they did the falls from the top of the cage for the simple sake of just doing it. The spot of having Cactus fall off when attempting to meet Triple H up there just seemed unnecessary. Before that, the action in the ring was good and the animosity between the two was felt before they broke open a side of the cage. They brought the famous 2x4 wrapped in barbed wire into play and took it a notch higher by lighting it on fire. Before making use of it, Triple H back dropped Cactus through the top cage and through the ring. Cactus got up to a Pedigree and lost the match. His career "ended" there. Great match and although they tried to top past matches, it didn't really hit that certain level of awe the Hell in a Cell match at King of the Ring reached.
Winner: Triple H
Rating: ****

Match 6: Armageddon 2000 - WWF Championship - Hell in a Cell - Kurt Angle (c) vs. Triple H vs. Rikishi vs. The Undertaker vs. The Rock vs. Stone Cold Steve Austin
Incredible to look back at this match and realize that all of these guys will one day become a hall of famer if they haven't been inducted yet. Was this a bit of a chaotic frenzy? Sure. But was it a lot of fun? Hell yeah. You knew shit was going to hit the fan when Stone Cold Steve Austin came down to the ring and rung Kurt Angle's bell to get things going. One thing that really stood out to me was the amount of blood, they wanted to get over to us that this was going to be a war. They certainly did that and it came across so clearly when you see everybody shedding blood around. Kurt Angle's face looked like it had been ripped off. It was pretty odd when Vince McMahon came out with a truck and tried to end the match. His plan just seemed so odd, he wanted to tear the whole cage down so he tore off the door. Anyway, they spilled the action outside to the stage and finally, atop the cage. This is the iconic moment where The Undertaker Chokeslammed Rikishi off the top and onto the bed of the truck! That was certainly a sight. In the ring, Angle was able to pin an unconscious Rock for the win to retain the gold. Austin gave Angle a Stunner for his troubles afterwards. That was certainly something and definitely a breath of fresh air for the Hell in a Cell match. Another notch to its insane lineage.
Winner: Kurt Angle
Rating: ****1/2

Overall Thoughts and Rating:
Disc 1 represents the advent and early days of the Hell in a Cell and really displays how huge an impact this gimmick has had on the business. As for my score? I mean, how could I give a DVD less than a 10/10 when it features the greatest match in professional wrestling history? Everything else was just icing on the cake. And damn, that icing was good.
Rating: 10/10

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